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A plane was going down. One pilot told the other " Drop a load, it might help us!" So the pi...
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Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he would like to u...
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Its a wee boy's first day at school and the teacher asks the wee boy what his name is:...
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What did the eye say to the other eye? "Between you and me, something smells."...
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Two guys sitting on a bench in a park, one of them says " hey dude, you ever had melon paran...
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once there was three girls, Sally Samantha and Susan who went up into heaven. so god says "{...
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One day a 4 year old girl asks her mother, "Who was Jesus's father?" The mother re...
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One. How many psychics does it take to change a lightbulb?...
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Why don't black people listen to country? Because everytime they say hoe down th...
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Two fagots and two lesbians on the top of a building. If they jumped off who wou...
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There once was a man from vandoo who fell asleep in a canoe. He woke up in Venus...
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What did the pickle say when he returned to the card game???
Dill me ...
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Where's my bread,
Did you hide it t...
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Look at this! It's so cool and funny! I thought of this last night when I couldn't get to sl...
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What do you get when you cross a donkey with and onion? A piece of ass that will...
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