Men jokes

a couple good men jokes...

Q: What's the difference between a g-spot and a golf ball?
A: A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

Q: What's the difference between E.T. and a man?
A: E.T. phoned home.

Q: How do men sort their laundry?
A: "Filthy" and "Filthy but wearable".

Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own
business?
1. No mind
2. No business.

Q: What have men and floor tiles got in common?
A: If you lay them properly, you can walk on them for the rest of your life!

Q: What do an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
A: Men always miss them.

Q: Why are men and like spray paint?
A: One squeeze and they're all over you.

Q: How can you tell if your husband is dead?
A: The sex is the same, but you get the remote.

HUSBAND: Shall we try a different position tonight?
WIFE: That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing
board while I sit on the sofa and fart.

Q: What do you call a man who expects to have sex on
the second date?
A: Slow.

Q: What is the insensitive bit at the base of the
penis called?
A: The man.

Men are like disposable tissues...
You can pick them up, blow them and then toss them
aside.

Q: Why are men like blenders?
A: You need one, but you're not quite sure why ...or...They burn out if you run them to hard...