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These are actual sentences taken from letters received by a large city's
Welfare Department in applications for support:

1. I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one died which was baptized on a half sheet of paper.
2. I am writing the Welfare Department to say that my baby was born two years old. When do I get my money?
3. You have changed my little boy to a girl. Will this make a difference?
4. I cannot get sick pay. I have six children. Can you tell me why?
5. I am glad to report that my husband who is missing is dead.
6. This is my eighth child. What are you going to do about it?
7. Please find for certain if my husband is dead. The man I am now living with can't eat or do anything till he knows.
8. I am very much annoyed to find you have branded my son illiterate. This is a dirty lie as I was married a week before he was born.
9. In answer to your letter, I have given birth to a boy weighing ten pounds. I hope this is satisfactory.
10. I am forwarding my marriage certificate and three children one of which is a mistake as you can see.
11. Unless I get my husband's money pretty soon, I will be forced to live an immortal life.
12. In accordance with your instructions I have given birth to twins in the enclosed envelope.

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On December 6th 2008 Beyond0Reality Said:


	All very amusing. Props for a good joke.

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