What have we learned today kids?

I know its not funny

1. You can't wipe your ass with mayonaise.

2. The guys at the library are surprisingly attractive.

3. Don't look at books about sexuality with your dad beside you.

4. When you see the surprizingly attractive guy, remember to breath.

5. It's not your fault everyone thinks your a lesbian. It's that one girl you madeout withs fault.