A List of Ridiculously Stupid Thing

1. If a hobo comes up to you and asks you for ant-acids, give them some. Heck, even if you don’t have some, give them something resembling a pill. No one wants an angry hobo, it’s just not right.

 

2. Does the Little Mermaid have an algae-bra?

 

3. DON’T BOWL WITH TURTLES! Shooting squirrels is fine but what have turtles done to you?

 

4. I LOVE YOU okay now that I’ve got your attention I want you to also stop making fun of monkeys. Remember, monkey see monkey doo doo.

 

5.  One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor…

 

6. If red bull gives you wings, then what does a blue bull give you? A beak?

 

7. I’m not the center of attention, only a little to the left.

 

8. A good friend will bale you out of jail. A best friend would be sitting  next to you saying, “Why did we do this again?”

 

9. Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.

 

10. If you are what you eat then I must be multi-cultural.

 

11. It’s a proven fact that if your parents don’t exist neither do you.

 

12. If cherry flavored chocolate tastes like chocolate without the cherry then isn’t it just chocolate?

 

13. ….MUFFINS ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!

 

14. Thomas Crapper invented the….well crapper. It’s true.

 

15. LOREAL, because your worthless…no wait that’s not right.

 

16. If your still reading this I congratulate you. Here’s a cookie.

 

17. Come to the dark side, we have cookies.

 

18. Come to the light side, we have casual Fridays.

 

19. Come to the grey shade in-between, we don’t have cookies or casual Fridays but we are grey-t.

20. Love the skin your in. Poor bear….

 

21. I’m aPAULed. I’m also aBOBed

 

22. You don’t know Jack. Or Mary. Or Steve. Or Joe.

 

23. A little bit of crazy never hurt anyone.

 

23. Well if there’s a holy cow, then there has to be a holy chicken.

 

24. I think I lost my marbles again, you wouldn’t happen to know where they were, would you?

25. Is  psychology the study of psychos?