Old Men Problems

At a nursing home three old men sat around exchanging the problems of being old.

The seventy-year-old man says, "I have so many problems with the bathroom. I don't have to go in days!"

The eighty-year-old man says, "You wait till your eighty. You get horrible constipation."

The ninety-year-old says, "Yeah, well I have no problems. I go real easy at seven o'clock every morning. The other two looked at him, surprised.

Then he continued, "The only problem is that I don't get up until eight o'clock."