Oh No! Another blond joke!

Three women were running for their lives. One was a brunette, one was a red head, and one was blond.

Eventually they all got caught and bound. The red head and the blond started to panic, but the brunette was calm.  Just when the captors were about to shoot them, the brunette yelled,

"Tornado!"

The captors looked behind them and the brunette ran away.

The captors, angry, pointed their guns at the two. The red head caught on to the brunette's scheme and copied.

"Earthquake!" The red head yelled. The captors all hit the ground or held onto something sturdy. The red head escaped. This caused them to be utterly outraged and they pointed the gun at the blond.

The blond finally caught on to the plan and decided to to copy them also. The captors aimed their shotguns, ready to shoot, when the blond yelled,

"Fire!"