When your ass off your drunk...

10. When you start singing ‘99 Bottles of Beer’ and get all the way through.

9. When you start singing ’99 Bottles of Beer’ and all of a sudden fall flat on your face. (Der da der)

8. When you wake up saying, “Why the hell am I in Wal-Mart…?”

7. When you look at Bill Murray and say, “He’s look’n good..”

?. When you can’t count down from twenty.

6. When lifting that heavy glass half-full with some sort of liquid is a hefty duty.

5. When you get a confused look on your face and say, “How did this cat get here…”

4. When you start getting turned on while looking at the wall.

3. When you have the urge to get up on a table and dance even though you know the only dance you know is ballet.

2. When you can’t tell Marylyn Manson’s gender.

1. When you start 'seeing dead people'.