Parrot vs. Pirate

One day a pirate decided to teach his parrot to talk, so he went up to it and said

"Say 'Polly wanna cracker?'"

The parrot said

"Fuck you, you one-eyed pirate."

Well, the pirate was very upset and threatened the parrot, 

"If you say that again I'm going to cut your tongue out."

The next day he came back and tried again.

"Say 'Polly wanna cracker?'" The pirate asked.

The parrot replied, "Fuck you, you one-eyed pirate." Well the pirate wouldn't stand for this so he cut the tongue out of the parrot.

"Now, say 'Polly wanna cracker'" laughed the pirate.

The parrot rolled on his back and covered his one eye with his wing.