Billy G.

A man named Billy G.,

Had claimed he had to go pee,

but when he went to the toilet,

there was nothing there he could see.

He had searched high and low, and even in the toilet bowl,

and also in the sink, man did he really have to tink.

He went back to the bar, then back to his car,

but he couldn't find his prick.

Then he went back home, and sitting on the porch alone,

was his wife who had cut off his dick.

She had found a letter, that he should have know better,

then to leave in the pocket of his coat.

It was a journal page, his wife had found in rage,

because it said she fucked worse than a goat!

 1 question.... how does he know what it's like to fuck a goat? o_O