Fairy Godmother
An old lady was rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when all of a sudden a fairy godmother appeared in front of her and informed her that she will be granted three wishes.
"Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich."
POOF! Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.
"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess."
POOF! She turns into a beautiful young woman.
"Your third wish?" asks the fairy godmother.
Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them.
"Ooh can you change him into a handsome prince and make him my husband?" she asks.
POOF! There, before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone she could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear: "Bet you’re sorry you had me neutered."
"Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich."
POOF! Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.
"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess."
POOF! She turns into a beautiful young woman.
"Your third wish?" asks the fairy godmother.
Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them.
"Ooh can you change him into a handsome prince and make him my husband?" she asks.
POOF! There, before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone she could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear: "Bet you’re sorry you had me neutered."
Please Login to post comments| On August 23rd 2008 sweetmedebe Said: |
| hahaha |
| On April 13th 2008 rose1992911 Said: |
| I heard it before, but I still love it! |
| On November 5th 2007 l1ck1ty Said: |
| lmao |
| On November 4th 2007 sallyserrano Said: |
| funny LOL |
| On November 4th 2007 himom10 Said: |
| cats revenge! lol |
| On November 4th 2007 Tengu1992 Said: |
| Lol that has to suck....good joke FamousOne777 |
| On November 4th 2007 reapersheart Said: |
| hehehe, (snaps fingers) damn! |
| On November 4th 2007 carissachan Said: |
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| rofl.
where'd you get that from |
| On November 4th 2007 xxxoooxxx4693 Said: |
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| lmfao |
| On November 4th 2007 gyhxzcvhdsxzg Said: |
| i didnt get it? |
| On November 3rd 2007 sexybluefox Said: |
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| i dont get it |
| On November 3rd 2007 FamousOne777 Said: |
| stics who cares if you posted this, jokes get poste 100 times over and over again, look at my rating and how many jokes i got u tink i care about you |
| On November 3rd 2007 stics917 Said: |
| i posted this |
| On November 3rd 2007 Missthingsss Said: |
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| lol this is so funny |
| On November 3rd 2007 tearra14 Said: |
| lmao at the ending |
| On November 3rd 2007 rainbow1938 Said: |
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| I love this joke but it has A sad ending!!!!!!! |
| On November 3rd 2007 randomkid18365 Said: |
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| Ahahahahaa that was awesome |
| On November 3rd 2007 KimSmallwood Said: |
| lol...niiicee.. |
| On November 3rd 2007 seb22 Said: |
| haha i love this joke |
| On November 3rd 2007 Kneightmaire21 Said: |
| Good uno |
