Shotgun Wedding
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in their bed.
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.
"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 17?" he asks solemnly.
The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies.
The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when you father caught us in the back seat of my car?"
"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continues..."Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years".
"I remember that too", she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have gotten out today!"
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.
"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 17?" he asks solemnly.
The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies.
The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when you father caught us in the back seat of my car?"
"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continues..."Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years".
"I remember that too", she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have gotten out today!"
Please Login to post comments| On August 23rd 2008 sweetmedebe Said: |
| oh i get it. took me a while. |
| On January 24th 2008 Toaditup Said: |
| lol thats great! |
| On January 23rd 2008 deshanna13 Said: |
| lol |
| On January 23rd 2008 babegirl335 Said: |
| that was a good one!!!!! |
| On January 23rd 2008 bananashits Said: |
| i've heard that joke already.............it was only funny the first time..... |
| On January 23rd 2008 naticet Said: |
| made ma horrible mood into really happy =] |
| On January 23rd 2008 naticet Said: |
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| made ma horrible mood into really happy =] |
| On January 23rd 2008 bwalker69 Said: |
| haha good joke. |
| On January 23rd 2008 mydragonlord Said: |
| Brilliant! Love it!! Bahahaha |
| On January 23rd 2008 dhmm Said: |
| hahahaha HEHEHEHEHEHE |
| On January 22nd 2008 FamousOne777 Said: |
| Brainless piece of shit lol definitely took the words right out of my mouth |
| On January 22nd 2008 alex5005 Said: |
| haha poor guy...
kawaiipuppet, you're retarted...brainless piece of shit |
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| On January 22nd 2008 shadowninja001 Said: |
| lame as fucking hell |
| On January 22nd 2008 kissmebaby9 Said: |
| ooo that is so harsh |
| On January 22nd 2008 Kuppie03 Said: |
| lol!! thats so cute then its like really funny niiice |
| On January 22nd 2008 poemprincess Said: |
| lol thats fricken funny |
| On January 22nd 2008 cruizin Said: |
| that is soooo funny and sometimes true thanks for the laugh |
| On January 22nd 2008 amptone Said: |
| HA HA HA! That's wrong but damn good! |
| On January 22nd 2008 KaosQueen Said: |
| ROFL lol xDD |
| On January 22nd 2008 SiiLV3RSP4R Said: |
| That's not funny... |
| On January 22nd 2008 joshmyers112 Said: |
| lol. i can't breathe. that was funny as hell. |
| On January 22nd 2008 FamousOne777 Said: |
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| If yo udont get it which most people dont. He means if the father asked him again if hed rather go to jail or stay with his daughter he would rather go to jail. |
