An Afternoon Quickie
It was obvious to Mom and Dad that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie without their 9-year-old son hanging around was to send him out on the balcony. So they ordered him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
The boy began his commentary, "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said. "An ambulance just drove by. It looks like the Andersons have company," he called out. "Max is riding a new bike and the Coopers are having sex."
Mom and Dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked.
"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too."
The boy began his commentary, "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said. "An ambulance just drove by. It looks like the Andersons have company," he called out. "Max is riding a new bike and the Coopers are having sex."
Mom and Dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked.
"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too."
Please Login to post comments| On March 1st 2008 mc98005 Said: |
| nice haha |
| On February 5th 2008 13sweetcheeks Said: |
| lol he is not the only one |
| On February 2nd 2008 sballprincess9 Said: |
| lmao.. that was funny |
| On February 2nd 2008 Aofiedammaira Said: |
| heh. |
| On February 2nd 2008 enemylines Said: |
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| hahaha that fucken funny |
| On February 2nd 2008 twilightx28 Said: |
| Lo, that's good. |
| On February 2nd 2008 Laralei Said: |
| haha |
| On February 1st 2008 sexiisox Said: |
| lol nice |
| On February 1st 2008 morbidangel585 Said: |
| haha. thats great |
| On February 1st 2008 69dillon69 Said: |
| lol |
| On February 1st 2008 mydragonlord Said: |
| Bahaha nice!!! i have kids so this really hits home. |
| On February 1st 2008 amptone Said: |
| 'Putsy' is a complete moron but other then that I got a few giggles out of it ..heh heh |
| On February 1st 2008 putsy Said: |
| NITASTREETER, kids are stupid, a baby monkey is smarter then a baby human, i dont no wat age we ova take em |
| On February 1st 2008 putsy Said: |
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| nice, this is good |
| On January 31st 2008 CharTheKnight Said: |
| XD wow loved that one! I'll still be laughing five days later! |
| On January 31st 2008 quiajj08 Said: |
| FUNNii?!?! M3 LiiK3! |
| On January 31st 2008 ReneakaKC Said: |
| HOLY SHIT that was AMAZING!!! hahahaha OMG! |
| On January 31st 2008 NITASTREETER Said: |
| KIDS AREN'T STUPID!! THEY LEARN AT AN EARLY AGE WHAT IS GOING ON.THIS IS PRETTY FUNNY!! |
| On January 31st 2008 WOPPERBABY256 Said: |
| thats pertty funny lol |
| On January 31st 2008 3u33lz Said: |
| hahahahaha |
| On January 31st 2008 Dctalkgirl1990 Said: |
| hahaha that so funny lol |
| On January 31st 2008 Dctalkgirl1990 Said: |
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| hahaha that so funny lol |
| On January 31st 2008 JimbobNguyen Said: |
| lol |
| On January 31st 2008 Daemion Said: |
| smart kid... lol i guess they can just tell him to go play now instead... |
| On January 31st 2008 sweetrabia Said: |
| lol |
