Cowboy Boots
An elderly couple named Sam and Helen are vacationing in the West. Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots and seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them back to the hotel, walking proudly. He walks into their hotel room and says to his wife, "Notice anything different, Helen?"
Helen looks him over, "Nope."
Sam says excitedly, "Come on, Helen, take a good look. Notice anything different about me?"
Helen looks again and again says, "Nope."
Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses and walks back into the room completely naked except for his boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT?"
Helen looks up and says, "Sam, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Sam yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, HELEN? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!"
To which Helen replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Sam, shoulda bought a hat."
Helen looks him over, "Nope."
Sam says excitedly, "Come on, Helen, take a good look. Notice anything different about me?"
Helen looks again and again says, "Nope."
Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses and walks back into the room completely naked except for his boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT?"
Helen looks up and says, "Sam, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Sam yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, HELEN? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!"
To which Helen replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Sam, shoulda bought a hat."
Please Login to post comments| On July 3rd 2008 CandickJones Said: |
| LMAO |
| On March 23rd 2008 nickynicole901 Said: |
| lmao...wow dat was funnyish |
| On March 20th 2008 cAffEiNemiNa94 Said: |
| OOOOOHHHHHHH ! ! ! ~
I GET ITTT ! ! ! !
haha
it took me awhile |
| On March 14th 2008 sparklefungurl Said: |
| lol!! i get it |
| On March 10th 2008 FamousOne777 Said: |
| wow i dont know why i put alichellas's name there i meant thunder 2008 but i looked at her name. Sry aclichella that was not direct to you. |
| On March 10th 2008 FamousOne777 Said: |
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| shut the fuck up alichella, take a joke |
| On March 9th 2008 ALICHELLA16 Said: |
| just becuase your simple mind doesnt understand it doesnt make it not funny. |
| On March 9th 2008 heathsgurl94 Said: |
| lmfao,okay so ppl who dont' get this joke..there talkin about his dick & his boots are on the floor & a hat goes on you're head..& that doesnt point to the floor does it? nooooo. lmao great joke |
| On March 9th 2008 Thunder2008 Said: |
| thats stupid. |
| On March 8th 2008 Lguadalupe Said: |
| THATS NOT FUNNY!!!! |
| On March 7th 2008 mickeysk8ter Said: |
| its not funny i dont get it |
| On March 7th 2008 claudidax3x3 Said: |
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| jkjk. Madd Funnyy.(= lmfa0. I would g0 in nAKED IF THEY didnt see myy damn sh0es/.(= |
| On March 7th 2008 claudidax3x3 Said: |
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| I dont get yuu. |
| On March 7th 2008 DNAte9959 Said: |
| Thats a deprived, yet quick thinking women |
| On March 7th 2008 ImaSyn4Lyfe Said: |
| Ouch. That guy is screwed =P
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| On March 7th 2008 13sweetcheeks Said: |
| lmao....lol...poor helen.... |
| On March 7th 2008 kocher35 Said: |
| lmao.. for real love it!!! ha ha ha!!!! |
| On March 7th 2008 AshleyAE44 Said: |
| Ha ha |
| On March 7th 2008 seekerovtruth Said: |
| chuckles lol |
| On March 7th 2008 amptone Said: |
| LMFAO! Ok ok, I would have so walked in naked if someone didn't notice my new damn shoes. You always post the best jokes! |
| On March 7th 2008 morbidangel585 Said: |
| hahaha thats great |
| On March 7th 2008 mlozoya Said: |
| lol |
| On March 7th 2008 mydragonlord Said: |
| Hahaha that good! |
