Pickup Lines

If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town.

If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".

It must be cold in here - or are you just happy to see me?

Since sex is a killer, would ya like to die happy?

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

There gotta be a keg in your pants, coz I wanna tap that ass.

There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.

Was your Father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

You're so hot, your ass is on fire.

Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated.

I know a great way to burn off the calories in that cake you just ate.

I wonder what our children will look like.

I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick. Wanna help me test the claim it won't kiss off?

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

Nice shoes Wanna Fuck!?!?!?!