Are you sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Please Login to post comments| On September 4th 2009 lizyluvsyou Said: |
| Ok , You people say stop copying other peoples jokes ? How the hell qwould he know somebody else has it posted ? Do you think people take the time to go read EVERY joke on this website ? No , So just shut up and get it over it if you have read a joke a time or two before. |
| On January 26th 2009 trishababe21 Said: |
| nice |
| On November 28th 2008 MandoChick Said: |
| HAhahaha!! OOOOhhh......I've heard it before but dang I love it!!!!!!!! |
| On November 24th 2008 babydoll304 Said: |
| Lol.... Nice |
| On November 24th 2008 lacii15 Said: |
| lol |
| On September 18th 2008 hazer303 Said: |
| dito to mymyspacesux, dude, not tryin to jank u... but i jus read that like 15 mins ago.... this and some of ur others. and they were all made b4 urs. |
| On August 31st 2008 mymyspacesux Said: |
| stop fucking coping other ppls jokes! |
| On August 21st 2008 lilkgm Said: |
| heard it |
| On July 23rd 2008 boredbowman Said: |
| dont listen to them. it's hella good..keep em comin |
| On July 10th 2008 Karyna69 Said: |
| lol |
| On March 30th 2008 EvilBonez17 Said: |
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| I've heard this before |
| On January 10th 2008 LuvFaithHope Said: |
| he is a liar a fake lol. heard it |
| On November 9th 2007 jdog2307 Said: |
| idgi |
| On October 17th 2007 katiejean1461 Said: |
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| it is already on here |
| On September 14th 2007 millyscosmic Said: |
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| hello this ones already on there |
| On August 20th 2007 jacob110255 Said: |
| lol thats funny but i bet he didnt walk out the bar |
| On July 26th 2007 kikkiiki Said: |
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| dip shit done made it |
| On July 15th 2007 Sheyenne11 Said: |
| already heaerd it |
| On July 11th 2007 Cheyenne1023 Said: |
| DUMB SHITHEAD ALREADY MADE |
| On July 9th 2007 WeGotCookies Said: |
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| lol! thats hell good! i luv it! |
| On July 6th 2007 TheMysticFlame Said: |
| i thought he was gonna say "if there blond it shouldnt matter" or something like that |
| On July 2nd 2007 Cleo089 Said: |
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| already posted |
| On June 23rd 2007 squiggles123 Said: |
| this joke has already been told and its word for word too. |
| On June 19th 2007 chrisie95 Said: |
| hahahaha heard it many times, but its still funny |
| On May 27th 2007 2innocent4u Said: |
| I don't get it |
