Low sperm count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day the 70 year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on - the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explains: "Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but, nothing. Then I tried with-my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She - tried with her right hand, with nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She - even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth-out, and still nothing. We even called up the lady next door and-she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" the old man replied, "yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the DARN jar open!"
Please Login to post comments| On July 27th 2009 x3Skittlex3 Said: |
| XD nice |
| On July 18th 2009 Thelittleninja Said: |
| haha |
| On July 11th 2009 BOOiscerdu Said: |
| ha x |
| On July 8th 2009 KSS99800 Said: |
| lolz |
| On July 5th 2009 Beerlad7 Said: |
| hahaha why the fuck would you use your mouth? cut up though |
| On June 26th 2009 cougargirl1 Said: |
| Lol... |
| On June 26th 2009 drakendrast Said: |
| haha... old ppl... no offense though |
| On June 26th 2009 Naymie Said: |
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| haha....ha |
| On June 25th 2009 channingsroey Said: |
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| wow i wuz thinking bout sumting else |
| On June 24th 2009 kelsieaeve Said: |
| lol |
| On June 16th 2009 polababii5509 Said: |
| haha that was funny |
| On June 2nd 2009 VballHottie94 Said: |
| lol |
| On May 18th 2009 LittlKiraDemon Said: |
| XD lol |
| On May 16th 2009 jasmine13232 Said: |
| lol |
| On May 14th 2009 Dragonslayer62 Said: |
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| lol`~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |
| On April 30th 2009 becca277 Said: |
| ♥♥♥ hahaha thats great ♥♥♥ |
| On April 26th 2009 BeautyBabe20 Said: |
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| that was funny |
| On April 5th 2009 QueenBitch2 Said: |
| that was ok not your best but... |
| On March 27th 2009 mmhmmAHHH Said: |
| ok it was good but not that good it had a twist at the end and well it was goin somewhere and turned in the other direaction it was ok but u could make it alot better |
| On March 24th 2009 xDaniix6 Said: |
| FUNNY!!!!!!!! |
| On February 5th 2009 jokequeen Said: |
| lol |
| On February 2nd 2009 VampsLover Said: |
| lol I thought it was going somewhere else... |
| On January 20th 2009 Soubigirl Said: |
| WTF?! |
| On December 30th 2008 gracalice Said: |
| hahaha lol |
| On December 22nd 2008 Kirby321 Said: |
| funny but lik ur little jhonny jokes better |
