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Created: 08/24 2006
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Afternoon Quickie

Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighbourhood activities.

To a young boy, they thought, spying would be a lot of fun and would distract him for an hour or so.

The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.

"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said.

"An ambulance just drove by."

A few moments passed.

"Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out.

"Matt's riding a new bike and the Coopers are making whoopie."

Mom and Dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked.

"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.
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On August 30th 2009 ItsMeeLeighx Said: 
ItsMeeLeighx Heardd It Beforee But Still Think Its Funny Lol.. x
On June 27th 2009 leeciev23 Said: 
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Lol good one
On June 10th 2009 cayden2 Said: 
cayden2 that is so funny
On April 9th 2009 QueenBitch2 Said: 
QueenBitch2 lmao... porr kids... they going to have nightmares now :D
On January 3rd 2009 burchhe Said: 
burchhe haha yea tht would so suckk..
On December 22nd 2008 Kirby321 Said: 
Kirby321 wowwwww thats not funny but boy is that kid smart
On December 15th 2008 cocoa1987 Said: 
cocoa1987 oh damn thats hilarious
On December 8th 2008 Alyssa2B1 Said: 
Alyssa2B1 ......wow.....
On December 4th 2008 Bekahy1993 Said: 
Bekahy1993 nice
On November 2nd 2008 divagirl1092 Said: 
divagirl1092 eh...
On August 22nd 2008 roro5150 Said: 
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haha thats funny.
On August 13th 2008 UndertakersEmo Said: 
UndertakersEmo omg
On June 21st 2008 lele8412 Said: 
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haha
On May 5th 2008 misssweetiepie Said: 
misssweetiepie OMG...that was hilarious....
On April 20th 2008 beachbum8706 Said: 
beachbum8706 haha
On March 30th 2008 EvilBonez17 Said: 
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LMAO That joke was genius
On March 18th 2008 tntissasuke Said: 
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nice one.
On February 6th 2008 vicki721 Said: 
vicki721 lol smart kid
On January 25th 2008 rabbit0014 Said: 
rabbit0014 lol!
On January 20th 2008 kimomega Said: 
kimomega lol
On October 8th 2007 edgarpoeincarn Said: 
edgarpoeincarn hehe it's been awhile since i've heard it called "making whoopie" lmao
On September 16th 2007 Warningitsash Said: 
Warningitsash dont get it
On August 23rd 2007 jay11yyy1y Said: 
jay11yyy1y nice
On August 23rd 2007 happyare Said: 
happyare =)
On August 17th 2007 mylullaby01 Said: 
mylullaby01 lol