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Created: 09/03 2006
Category: Blonde
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A russian,an american,and a blonde

A russian an american and a blonde are all talking one day. The russian bragged "we were the first in space!" The american retorted "we were the first on the moon!" The blonde says " so what, were going to be the first on the sun!" The russian and american look at each other and shook their heads. " You can't land on the sun, u fool. you'll burn up!" said the russian. The the blonde replied," We're not stupid, ya know. We're going at night!"
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On August 27th 2009 bluegreen23 Said: 
bluegreen23 wow lol
On July 13th 2009 BetaVampiress Said: 
BetaVampiress It's jokes like this that give us blondes a bad name, damnit. But it's funny as hell.
On July 9th 2009 ilovejohn554 Said: 
ilovejohn554 lol nice haha
On July 8th 2009 KSS99800 Said: 
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lolz
On May 15th 2009 bubbles1005 Said: 
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lmao! wow so stupid *the blonde*
On May 5th 2009 EmeraldYakumo Said: 
EmeraldYakumo Not too bright are ya sunshine? *I'm refering to the blonde by the way*
On April 20th 2009 bowzlady1 Said: 
bowzlady1 lmao!
On April 1st 2009 xxxshylaxxx Said: 
xxxshylaxxx lmfao
On March 12th 2009 ChocoholicVow Said: 
ChocoholicVow .... lol
On February 21st 2009 missingRoses Said: 
missingRoses lol!!
On January 4th 2009 cory1henderson Said: 
cory1henderson that was very funny hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On October 18th 2008 sexitriana Said: 
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dat was funny HAhahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On August 24th 2008 doctordelilah Said: 
doctordelilah omg thats brilliant! i love it!
On August 19th 2008 LaDiiT13 Said: 
LaDiiT13 LOL OMG....♥
On August 13th 2008 sweetmedebe Said: 
sweetmedebe lol.
On August 12th 2008 UndertakersEmo Said: 
UndertakersEmo omfg lol
On July 26th 2008 Gemmatron Said: 
Gemmatron OH JEEZ! LOL
On June 17th 2008 maralisse Said: 
maralisse u'kno they said this same joke but instead of a blonde it was john howard...
On June 9th 2008 MissCheerCap Said: 
MissCheerCap Okay by saying some is acting blond doesn't make you a racist. der ta der. HaleyLynn (this comment is for Pimpinazngirl)
On June 2nd 2008 JustifyMisery Said: 
JustifyMisery HAha
On May 3rd 2008 pimpinazngirl Said: 
pimpinazngirl ya i can tell ur not stupid,u god damn blonde.not being racis
On March 30th 2008 EvilBonez17 Said: 
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lol damn that's one stupid Blonde
On March 9th 2008 Steph52595 Said: 
Steph52595 lol
On March 9th 2008 freshtadeath63 Said: 
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thatss stupid.
On February 28th 2008 noblesteed30 Said: 
noblesteed30 I thought we were supposed to make up our own jokes on here...