Chuck Norris...Hell Yes
In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.
Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
Please Login to post comments| On June 16th 2009 polababii5509 Said: |
| yea ok then if u say so!! |
| On April 6th 2009 balla33012 Said: |
| that sucks from the 305 |
| On December 13th 2008 abner2 Said: |
| that.....is......awesome!. ha ha ha! |
| On December 7th 2008 JoshCramer Said: |
| When Chuck Norris does push ups he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the whole world down. Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants. |
| On November 3rd 2008 justjetjustis Said: |
| hahahahha |
| On October 23rd 2008 Shelby331 Said: |
| I LOVE Chuck norris Jokes!!!
Here is one:
"When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool of water, he doesn't get wet...the water gets chucked." HAHA |
| On October 13th 2008 ethanK93 Said: |
| so in every episode of "walker, texas ranger" he is simply telling people an interesting story in his own special (painful) way? |
| On September 23rd 2008 omgruslmao Said: |
| lol Chuck norris owns ass |
| On September 9th 2008 Neccor Said: |
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| eh, slightly amusing |
| On August 15th 2008 TheresaSage Said: |
| Oh, and also, the person calling you not funny has a Family Guy picture. Family Guy is NOT FUNNY EVER AT ALL UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. EVER. |
| On August 15th 2008 TheresaSage Said: |
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| QUOTE FROM robertkelley "WTF dude.Are you retarded or what.Are you one of them gay little teenagers who dream about guys like chuck norris ?"
He's calling you retarded? He's not even putting a space after each sentence. And people need to learn something;
YOUR does NOT mean you are. YOU'RE means you are. Next time you write a message, story, comment, poem, ANYTHING, PLEASE remember not to be a lazy retard and just spell out YOU'RE. KTHNX.
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| On August 12th 2008 UndertakersEmo Said: |
| not even a grin |
| On July 27th 2008 edwafc Said: |
| not funny |
| On April 28th 2008 Hugo159 Said: |
| lol good 1s |
| On March 30th 2008 EvilBonez17 Said: |
| lol nice one |
| On March 9th 2008 blakep02 Said: |
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| hahah funny! Chuck Norris dont have to cut his grass he just simply looks at it and dares it to grow. |
| On January 30th 2008 vicki721 Said: |
| haha CHUCJ NORRIS RULES!!! |
| On January 17th 2008 twill32119 Said: |
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| ha i love those
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| On January 16th 2008 321456987pojkl Said: |
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| gay |
| On January 9th 2008 Jadabug18 Said: |
| i love that that fucken rocks |
| On December 28th 2007 peachykeen420 Said: |
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| LOL Haha!! I love Chuck Norris jokes!! |
| On December 20th 2007 Y100 Said: |
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| lol funny |
| On December 3rd 2007 poopybissellbo Said: |
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| what the hell why r people such dicks? ...i think your jokes r good |
| On October 19th 2007 ericcartman365 Said: |
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| lol. i got one: chuck norris isnt as fast as lightning, lightning is as fast as chuck norris. u can use it if u like |
| On October 9th 2007 DukeyNo1 Said: |
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| Fuckin hilarious, love chuck noris jokes also south park and ffamily guy is the Best!! |
