Think before you Act
Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning along the parkway when she
tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to her, 3 kids who where
fishing
pulled her out of the water. She was so grateful she offered the kids
what
ever they wanted.
The first kids said, "I want to go to Disneyland". Hillary
said, "No problem, I'll take you there on my special Senator's
airplane."
The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."
Hillary said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign
them!!"
The third kids said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built
in
TV, DVD, cell phone, X-box, and lap top computer, all with a stereo
headset!!" Hillary was a little perplexed by this and said, "But you
don't
look like your handicapped."
The kid said, "I'm not now, but I will be after my Dad finds out
I
saved your ass from drowning."
Please Login to post comments| On February 12th 2008 Raelynbutler13 Said: |
| i love it! |
| On January 15th 2008 Daemion Said: |
| it's not that she's a woman... it's that she can go through any number of incredible scandals and come out clean... goes into shit and comes out smelling like roses? something smells fishy and it's definately not her crotch |
| On January 15th 2008 xXXxjuicyxXxXX Said: |
| why is everyone so against hillary clinton running for president? i don't want to share my political views, but this really annoys me. i think that it is great to have a women run for president. no one should be scared, or trying to kill her like in this lame joke. |
