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Created: 11/03 2008
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Post Turtle

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, whose hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.

Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our president.

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle''.

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a ‘post turtle’ was.

 
The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain
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'You  know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't  belong up there, and he doesn't know what to do while  he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of idiot put him up there to begin with'. 

 

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On November 22nd 2008 MandoChick Said: 
MandoChick Heeheeheeheeee, post turtle, I love it.......
On November 11th 2008 gaysupport15 Said: 
gaysupport15 i've got one...What is the difference between oBama & oSama? Just a little B.S. hehe..=]
On November 9th 2008 mymyspacesux Said: 
mymyspacesux RACIST ASSHOLE!! OBAMAM OWNS!!
On November 4th 2008 morbidangel585 Said: 
morbidangel585 haha. im goin for obama but that is funny
On November 3rd 2008 sk8rgrlfuksup Said: 
sk8rgrlfuksup THAT'S the BEST joke ive heard in my life.
On November 3rd 2008 sportrificgirl Said: 
sportrificgirl HAHAHA! that was awsome! nice job!
On November 3rd 2008 ferevryoung Said: 
my picture
LMAO!!! Amen!
On November 3rd 2008 coldbitch93 Said: 
coldbitch93 LOL NICE
On November 3rd 2008 barbarian1 Said: 
barbarian1 nice
On November 3rd 2008 LoneWolfRayne Said: 
LoneWolfRayne lol lol thats so funny cause its so fucking true
On November 3rd 2008 Lovelyeyes0 Said: 
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