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Created: 07/18 2009
Category: Dirty
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The Erect Ape

Two gay gentlemen were walking through a zoo. They came across the gorillas and after a while they noticed that the huge male gorilla had a massive erection. This fascinated the gay men so much they couldn't take their eyes off of it. One of the men just couldn't bear it any longer and he reached into the cage to touch it. The gorilla grabbed him, dragged him into the cage and screwed him for six hours non-stop.

When he was done, the gorilla threw the gay man back out of the cage. An ambulance was called and the man was taken away to the hospital. The next day his friend visits him in the hospital and asked, "Are you hurt?" "AM I HURT?" he shouted, "Wouldn't you be? That big ape hasn't called, he hasn't written..."

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On July 25th 2009 turdzz Said: 
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its crazy
On July 24th 2009 JesusFreak1994 Said: 
JesusFreak1994 that kindof makes sense
On July 23rd 2009 djsister Said: 
djsister that was awsome
On July 22nd 2009 rocker100953 Said: 
rocker100953 rotflmao
On July 21st 2009 lAuR3n503 Said: 
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hehehehe lol!!!
On July 20th 2009 ilovejohn554 Said: 
ilovejohn554 lol haha thats funny the other gay man prolly felt left out and he was trying to hide his jealousy at the hospital
On July 20th 2009 Lapickles1 Said: 
Lapickles1 LOLZ!!!
On July 20th 2009 EmoMonkee13 Said: 
EmoMonkee13 what the hell!! haha i like this xD
On July 19th 2009 ethanK93 Said: 
ethanK93 that was funny
On July 19th 2009 Rapgurl15 Said: 
Rapgurl15 haha thats awesome
On July 19th 2009 jirrith2007 Said: 
jirrith2007 haha... this was great
On July 18th 2009 Bellaboo09 Said: 
Bellaboo09 Nice
On July 18th 2009 LaBabyLayla Said: 
LaBabyLayla

I just voted cause... I thought it was CUTE at the end... Didn't imagine the surprise endinggg

On July 18th 2009 fb69 Said: 
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cute
On July 18th 2009 Thelittleninja Said: 
Thelittleninja haha
On July 18th 2009 MauiWowies Said: 
MauiWowies Vote up if you like it