~~~Penis-head~~~

After experiencing an itchy red rash on his forehead, a man goes to see his doctor, who immediatley takes a swab of the area and sends it to the lab.

Later, the results come back.

"These are extremely unusual," the doctor explains. "The sample contained genital DNA. Basically, you have a rare condition in which a penis grows on your forehead."

 Aghast, the man begins to sob uncontrollably. "Oh Lord! he cries. "I'll have to give up my job. My girlfriend will dump me, and I'll cringe every time I look at myself in the mirror."

 "Actually, I wouldn't worry about that last part," the doctor says.

"Really?" cries the man, filled with new hope.

"Oh yes," the doctor says. "You won't be able to see a thing with the balls hanging over your eyes."

LOL.. ^O^