~~~Cowboy Underbed~~~

Three men are sitting at a bar and each admits that he thinks his wife is cheating on him.

"I found a hammer and a tool belt under my bed yesterday," the first man says. "I think my wife is sleeping with a carpenter."

"Well, I found a medical bag under my bed yesterday," the second man admits. "I think my wife is sleeping with a doctor."

"That's nothing," the third man says. "When I came home yesterday, I found a cowboy under my bed. I think my wife is screwing a horse."

OMG *shocked* O_O...LOL