~~~Drunken Ballerina~~~

A woman is sitting in a bar, wearing a tube top. Having never shaved her armpits, she has a thick black bush under each arm that she exposes every time she flags the bartender for another drink.

Near the end of the night, a drunk at he end of the bar tells the bartender, "Hey, I'd like to buy the ballerina a drink."

"What makes you think she's a ballerina?" the bartender asks.

"Any girl who can lift her leg that high has to be  a ballerina." the drunk replies.

heheh,, drunks are funny to poke and make fun of,,, tha's why i never drink.... it's not fun to mistake fugly peeps and then get smacked silly for it,,, .... also,,, thank goodness i shave my underarms,,, ugh,,,, *frightening*