~~~Smutty-porn~~~

(dating online IMing)

girl: who's this?

guy: oh... you don't remember me?

girl: nope.... should i?

guy: u should, yes... u asked me out :(

girl: when was that?

guy: about last week... i sent u a message thru myspace... i said yes.

girl: ooooh,, ohhhhh,,, oke,, i remember...

guy: lol yeah?

girl: so wanna watch some porn with me? :P

guy: what?!....

girl: jk.... let's go to japan!

guy: lol,,, sure... but i'm kinda afraid to meet u

girl: why?

guy: .....

girl: why?

guy: u could be some old dude wanting to kidnap me and throw me into ur dungeon of smutty porn...???

girl: lol.... ^__^;

guy: am i right?

girl: if u were worried about that, then why did u say yes? LOL^^

guy: i have no clue... i just thought what the hell,, she's cute.

***basically,, the point is,, don't meet people u don't know online in real life... it's not only akward,,, but think before u act... actually,, i'm being quite a hypocrite here..... this has happened to me a few times,, talking to strangers i meet either on MS or thru some free dating site (like: okcupid.com ~great tests!~) ... although the guy who i had a similiar convo with is actually a pretty nice guy,,, he's still abit scared to meet me.. but he gets my jokes from time to time..... uh,, and NO i'm NOT an old guy wanting to kidnap lil boys(or older guys) and throw them into my dungeon of smutty porn (which i DON'T have,, LOL) and make them my sex slaves and feed them on water and bread (or in my case rice,, LOOOL).... oke?.. OKE!... LOL,,,, now it's not even a joke,, damn,,, ^O^;