Dont really know much (some languag

A little boy walking around his house, dosen't really know to much so his mins is like a sponge. Its thanksgiving and he is walking in the kitchen and his mom is basting a turkey, she burns her fingers and yells "fuck". He asks her what that means, and she tells him "Son its when your basting a turkey".

The little boy has to use the bathroom. He walks in and his his dad cuts his cheeck shaving. He screams "shit". And the boy says daddy daddy whats that mean."I thought i told you before its when your shaving son".

He walks on down the hallway and hears his brother say " look at the tits and asses on them girls". He pokes his head in the room and asks what he meant by that. His brother tells him its slang for "Hat and coats"

Going down the hall he sees his sister on the phone telling her freinds "well there just bitches and bastards". his mind like sponge he asks what that meant, " She tells him ladies and gentlemen"

So the door bell rings and and the little boys answers, its all the dinner guests. He says "Hello bitches and bastards, may i take your tits and asses, momma is in the kitchen fukin the turkey, and daddys upstairs shitting".