The Beast in the Road and the Drunk

Okay, so there were these people.

Four of them.

In the car.

On the road.

With their lovers.

One guy was drunk.

One girl was normal.

One other guy was smoking cigarettes.

One other girl was driving.

They see a beast in the middle of the road.

It was about eight feet tall.

It had silver eyes.

It was standing in the middle of the road.

The smoking guy goes:

"What the hell is that?"

The drunk guy says:

(snicker) "A cow..."

The beast ran off into the ditch.

Then the guy started singing.

So the beast came out of the ditch,

slapped him with his huge paw,

and drug his body out of the car.

The driving girl screamed.

Then just had to floor it.

She ran right over the beast's foot.

It howled and dropped dead.

Then it got back up.

The beast took a lighter,

growled...

threw it at the car...

and blew it up.

The smoking guy managed to pull himself from the wreckage.

Then the guy laughed at the beast.

The beast gave a hatred look and swatted him across the road until it was sure he was dead.