The Richest Hooker in NY

A man walks into a bar after a hard day on wallstreet and orders himself a drink. While he sits, sipping his drink and pondering whatever men of his stature ponder, he notices a beautiful woman sitting at the other end of the bar. He asks the bartender who she is and the barkeep warns him to stay clear, she happens to be the most expensive hooker in all of New York. Being very wealthy and very horny, he walks up to her.

"How much for a hand job love?" He asks

"Five hundred" she replies

"Jesus! How do I know it's worth it?" He asks

The hooker asks him to follow and she leads him outside to the back of the bar. Parked outside is a beautiful stretch limo.

"See that limo?" She says "I bought that Limo on handjobs alone. Trust me, it's worth it."

He is convinced, they jump in the back of the limo, he pays and she gives him the best handjob of his life. After the shock wears off he says

"My god! That was amazing? How much for head?"

The Hooker smiles "That's going to be five thousand."

"What?! There is no way..." the man gasps

The hooker pulls him out of the limo and points to a huge skyrise building across the way.

"I own that building, and I paid for it on head alone..." Again, he is sold. They rush into the building, get to the top floor, a lush pent house suite and the man gets the most amazing head of his life.

Gasping, half alive, the man says

"I believe you, and I know there is no way, even with my wealth, that I could afford it, but I must know...how much for sex?"

The hooker smiles and points out the huge panoramic window overlooking Ellis Island.

"See that island?" she whispers

"No! No way a hooker owns Ellis Island!!!" The man interupts.

"Shit, if I had a pussy I would own that island."