Gloria the Magnificent

So my friend hooked me up with a blind date. Well, only blind in left eye. Right eye's perfect.

Anywho, I knocked at her door baring a suit of armor. She answered with a handshake, "Hi, Im Gloria."

"GLORIA? THOUGHT YOU WERE GORE-E-UH!"

Yeah, my friend has probs with his "L"s....

I'll never attend a back-pride parade ever again.