What Do You Call A..

What do you call a 12 year old
virgin that's been stretched
further than a football field?
What do you call a nuance
to society that struggles hard
enough without her existence?
What do you call a dirty ol' hobag
that's more attractive than
a drunk hooker in France dumpsters?
What do you call a piece of ragged mutt
that doesn't know her ass from her cunt?
What do you call one of the most
unwanted, annoying, useless,
pointless,
& worthless pieces of eye candy
in this world?
What do you call the bowels
and gutters of America?
What do you call a person
who needs to find a soul
so she can STOP BREATHING?
Who needs to kill themself?

I'll give you a hint:
KIRKME.
Can you guess? I bet you can't!