Comfortable

There were two blondes that owned a cow.

They would sell the cow's milk for money.

One day, they calculated that they weren't making enough money and decided to get a bull.

That way, they could breed their cow with the bull and either make more cows to milk or bulls to sell.

So, one of the blondes goes in search of a bull.

After finding the ideal bull, she asks the guy if she could use his phone to text the other blonde.

The guy, wanting to make more money, replied, "Yes, but it will cost you $1 a word."

Realizing she only had $1 left after purchasing the bull she thought for a few minutes.

Again, she asked to use his phone and handed him her last $1.

She sent the other blonde a text message w/ the word "Comfortable"

Confused, the man asks, "How is she going to know that you need her to come here?"

The blonde simply replied, "She's a slow reader."