My fav chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over

If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list

Chuck Norris once asked the dinosaurs to make him a sandwich, they refused hence thier first and last mistake.