Bus driver
A man gets on the bus and soon this hot nun gets on who cant help but to talk to and start hitting on. After she realizes his intentions she polietly says "I'm sorry you seem like a real nice guy but im saving myself for God" So he takes the regection and is disappointed till she gets off on her stop.
The male bus driver says to him "Hey man you want to get with that chick?" "YEa...why?" "Well every tuesday as midnight she goes to the local cemetary and morns at a grave stone" "SOoo what?" he asked not sure where this was going "So just dress up as God and do your thing" He thought about for a bit then figured what the hell so he put on an outfit to make him appear God like and went to the cemetary tuesday at midnight and sure enough there she was.
Black vail over her head crying at the grave stone as he came upon her "Oh my who are you?" she asked shocked by him "I am God and i want to have sex with you" "Ok but we haveto do it from behind cause I'm on my period" Not havinga problem with this they do it right there and when they are done he takes off his costume and says "Ha ha ha im the guy from the bus" she takes off hers and says "ha ha ha I'm the bus driver"


