Confuscious says --Lists

Ok    some 1 recently bugged me about   2 many confuscious in other  so  here is a compilation of Confuscious says   Enjoy!

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 America good place to put chinese restaurant.
 Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
 Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who is jacking off into a peanut butter jar is fucking nuts.
Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have sh_tty time.
 Man who go to bed with a problem in hand wakes up in the morning with a solution in hand.
 He who refuses to listen is lying.
 He who stands in corner with hands in pocket doesn't feel crazy, feels nuts.
 He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.
 He who pull out to fast leave rubber behind.
Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache.
 Wash your face in the morning, neck at night.
 Man who have woman on ground have piece on earth.
Woman who fly upside down have hairy crackup.
 Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger.
 Man born in backseat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard.
 Confucious say it take square ass to shit a brick.
 Rape is impossible. Lady run much faster with dress up than man with
pants down!
 He who sniffs Coke, drowns.
 Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
 Lady who live in glass house, dress in basement!
 To make egg roll, push it.
 Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy...
 He who fart in church sit in own pew.
He who fucks dynamite gets big bang out of it.
She who rides bike peddles ass all over town.
 He who lose key to girlfriends apartment get no new key.
 Man who pick nose - head cave in.
 Fly which rests on toilet seat gets pissed off.
 Man who eats photograph of his sire is soon spitting image of his
father.

 Man who sink into woman's arms will soon find arms in woman's sink.
 Man who piss into strong wind gets wet.
 Bread that is cast upon water gets soggy and sinks.
 Hamsters which crawl into the wrong orifice get shit-faced.
 Man with athletic finger make broad jump.
 Boy and girl go camping together sure to have naughty intent.
 Never trust men with short legs, brains too near the bottom.
 All men eat, but Fu Manchu.
Secretary not part of furniture until screwed on desk.
 Man who put cream in tart, not really a baker...
 Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.
Man who walk middle of road get run over by bus.
 He who let woman on top is fucking up.

 Woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat-house.

 Man with hand in pocket feel cocky.
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.

Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.

War does not determine who is right. War determine who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.

Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.

State of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.

He who buries a man's wife alive, should not expect to sit at that man's dinner table without the subject coming up.

He who plays with self, pulls boner.

House without toilet is uncanny.

Man trapped in brothel get jerked around.

Man's wife his better half, his mistress his better whole.

It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

Man have more hair on chest than woman, but on whole woman have more.

Man who cut self while shaving, lose face.

Man who eats photo of father, soon spitting-image of father.

Man who lay woman on ground gets piece on earth.

Wife not part of furniture, until screwed on bed.

Woman laid in tomb may soon become mummy.

Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.

Man who jizz in cash register come into money.

Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding bag.

Man who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.

Don't sweat the petty stuff ... and don't pet the sweaty stuff.

Woman who wear jockstrap have make believe ballroom.

Woman who slides down banister makes monkey shine.

Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.

Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy.