Blonde Jokes

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted! Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle? A: They both get f*** up when they're on their back. Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? A: Humpme Dumpme. Q: How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning? A: Fertilized. Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm? A1: She drops her nail-file! A2: Who cares? A3: She says, "Next". A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder. A5: He's had his clothes for about 2 minutes. A6: I mean, who really cares? A7: The batteries have run out. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody has been in a limo. Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up! Q: What did the blonde's mom say to her before the blonde's date? A: If you're not in bed by 12, come home. Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9? A: A 69 interrupted by a period. Q: What's the difference between a blonde having her period and a terrorist? A: You can negotiate with a terrorist. Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A: She kept having affairs with men! Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra? A: Spot. Q: Why did they call the blonde "twinkie"? A: She liked to be filled with cream.