girls nite out
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the
girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I
promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down WAY
too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall
started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a
quick-witted solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed)...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos
totals 12 cuckoos =MIDNITE.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in,
and I told him "Midnight"!. He didn't seem pissed off at all.
Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our
clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh sh#@.", cuckooed 4 more
times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed
twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I
promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down WAY
too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall
started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a
quick-witted solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed)...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos
totals 12 cuckoos =MIDNITE.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in,
and I told him "Midnight"!. He didn't seem pissed off at all.
Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our
clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh sh#@.", cuckooed 4 more
times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed
twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
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