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Created: 07/21 2008
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Cal Ripkin

A new couple that just got married went on their honey moon and when they arrived at the room they decided to have sex. Before they started havin sex the wife sas that she has to confess that she is not a virgin. The husband said im not surprised cuz you are so damn beautiful. The wife was delighted and said she had sex with cal ripkin. The husband being intrigued sas do you mean the baseball player? She answered yes. He said im not surprise cuz he is rich and in great shape. After that talk they have passionate sex 4 the first time then after he goes over to the phone. The wife asked  the husband what r u doing? The husband replies im hungry and ordering chinese 4 delivery. The wife sas cal ripkin wouldent do that. The husban asked what would he do then? She said he would have sex with me again. So on that note he drops the phone and has great sex with her again and everytime he got up to order food after sex she said the same thing so he had sex with her 8 times before the 9th time when he goes to order the wife asked him if he was ordering food now? And the husband said no im calling ripkin because im a little rusty on baseball and i want to know how many times u can go to third base before the game ends.

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On July 21st 2008 rebelshawtieyo Said: 
rebelshawtieyo hahahaahaha thats funny ....