Big Butt

Dan and his wife are working in their garden one day when Dan looks over at his wife and says;

"Your butt is getting really big, I mean REALLY big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbeque"

With that he procedded to get a measuring tape and measured the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.

"Yes, I was right, your butt is 2inches wider then the barbeque!!!"

The wife chooses to ignore her husband.

Later that night in bed Dan is feeling a little frisky.

He makes some advances towards his wife who completly brushes him off.

"What's wrong?" asked Dan

She answered "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weiner?"