A girl's first time. {{lol}}
As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.
He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.
He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.
He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before.
His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.
After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.
You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.
Naughty, Naughty!
Excuse me, What were you thinkin'?
He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.
He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.
He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before.
His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.
After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.
You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.
Naughty, Naughty!
Excuse me, What were you thinkin'?
| On August 24th 2007 00sunday Said: |
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| that gets funnier every time i read it |
| On July 5th 2007 smokeingbarrel Said: |
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| lol |
| On June 29th 2007 X4packchickX Said: |
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| cu cu cu....u got me at first! lol i cant help it if i have a perverted mind!!! ;-D |
| On June 26th 2007 JoshCook91 Said: |
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| Heard before but quite hilarious! |
| On June 26th 2007 lvm3932 Said: |
| On June 26th 2007 raceguy Said: |
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| yup, i know what i was thinkin'! |
| On June 25th 2007 pqhtm Said: |
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| I love that one. Even though I've heard it. I still go to the gutter. |
| On June 25th 2007 puppymamma Said: |
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| wow my mind must b really dirty i thought they were doin it |
| On June 25th 2007 dreamerdiz Said: |
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| OMG
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| On June 25th 2007 smokngun420 Said: |
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| real good. |
| On June 25th 2007 username167 Said: |
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| Ahhh..thats too funny! lol |
| On June 25th 2007 flamomma Said: |
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| OMG...YOU HAD ME GOING LOL THATS SHIT IS SO FUNNY |
| On June 25th 2007 oxqredrecon Said: |
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| wow! sex and a dental operation! amazing lol! jk |
| On June 25th 2007 dizzydevil87 Said: |
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| LMAO!!! |
| On June 25th 2007 Dutchess55 Said: |
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| this is hilarious... |
| On June 25th 2007 crossfirekid10 Said: |
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| ha ha |
| On June 25th 2007 toadgirl Said: |
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| this is cwl |
| On June 25th 2007 toadgirl Said: |
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| this is cwl |
| On June 25th 2007 darthmoop53 Said: |
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| I read this before on myspace |
| On June 25th 2007 luvmybbyboy Said: |
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| okay i have a dirty mind i admit it |
| On June 25th 2007 MichaelsGirl6 Said: |
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| alredy on testriffic
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| On June 25th 2007 Cutepinkie13 Said: |
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| wowz Yeah I guess i have a dirty mind but this things so makes you think that. |
| On June 25th 2007 christiboo Said: |
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| Omg i absolutly lovveee it ! =]
Yea i was finkin ov summink totalii different Hu wasnt loool ! .. && ur lyin if u say u wasnt !! x |
| On June 25th 2007 cutiekirstie92 Said: |
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| ive read this before but the first time i read it i was thinking something else completly |
| On June 25th 2007 cutiekirstie92 Said: |
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| ive read this before but the first time i read it i was thinking something else completly |


