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Created: 06/23 2007
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A girl's first time. {{lol}}

As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.

He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before.

His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.

After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.

Naughty, Naughty!

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On August 24th 2007 00sunday Said: 
00sunday that gets funnier every time i read it
On July 5th 2007 smokeingbarrel Said: 
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lol
On June 29th 2007 X4packchickX Said: 
X4packchickX cu cu cu....u got me at first! lol i cant help it if i have a perverted mind!!! ;-D
On June 26th 2007 JoshCook91 Said: 
JoshCook91 Heard before but quite hilarious!
On June 26th 2007 lvm3932 Said: 
lvm3932 i sware sex and teeth have alot in common cause guess what 6 inches long goes in and out and has a white geewy substance.....pervert...tooth brush but i wasnt think of them being at a dentist at all lol ....too funny
On June 26th 2007 raceguy Said: 
raceguy yup, i know what i was thinkin'!
On June 25th 2007 pqhtm Said: 
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I love that one. Even though I've heard it. I still go to the gutter.
On June 25th 2007 puppymamma Said: 
puppymamma wow my mind must b really dirty i thought they were doin it
On June 25th 2007 dreamerdiz Said: 
dreamerdiz OMG
On June 25th 2007 smokngun420 Said: 
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real good.
On June 25th 2007 username167 Said: 
username167 Ahhh..thats too funny! lol
On June 25th 2007 flamomma Said: 
flamomma OMG...YOU HAD ME GOING LOL THATS SHIT IS SO FUNNY
On June 25th 2007 oxqredrecon Said: 
oxqredrecon wow! sex and a dental operation! amazing lol! jk
On June 25th 2007 dizzydevil87 Said: 
dizzydevil87 LMAO!!!
On June 25th 2007 Dutchess55 Said: 
Dutchess55 this is hilarious...
On June 25th 2007 crossfirekid10 Said: 
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ha ha
On June 25th 2007 toadgirl Said: 
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this is cwl
On June 25th 2007 toadgirl Said: 
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this is cwl
On June 25th 2007 darthmoop53 Said: 
darthmoop53 I read this before on myspace
On June 25th 2007 luvmybbyboy Said: 
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okay i have a dirty mind i admit it
On June 25th 2007 MichaelsGirl6 Said: 
MichaelsGirl6 alredy on testriffic
On June 25th 2007 Cutepinkie13 Said: 
Cutepinkie13 wowz Yeah I guess i have a dirty mind but this things so makes you think that.
On June 25th 2007 christiboo Said: 
christiboo Omg i absolutly lovveee it ! =] Yea i was finkin ov summink totalii different Hu wasnt loool ! .. && ur lyin if u say u wasnt !! x
On June 25th 2007 cutiekirstie92 Said: 
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ive read this before but the first time i read it i was thinking something else completly
On June 25th 2007 cutiekirstie92 Said: 
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ive read this before but the first time i read it i was thinking something else completly