The Rude Blonde

Aboard a cruise ship was a very talented magician set to perform.

On the first day he was performing when a blonde shouted “it is in his shirt”. The magician was annoyed, yet he ignored the blonde.

The following day when the magician was performing (this time in front of a smaller audience) the blonde stood up and yelled “it is in his pocket!” Very annoyed yet the magician continued.

The next day the magician was performing (in front of only a couple people, including the blonde) the boat crashed into a rock and sank.

The magician found a board to hang on to and stay afloat. On the other end of the board was the rude blonde who ruined his show.

They stared at each other for 2 days with neither saying anything, when suddenly the blonde said, “I give up, what did you do with the ship!”