The Jamacian Shoesaleman

 

A married couple walked into a tourist shop. The Jamaican said to
them, 'I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey
make you wild at sex.'


Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what
the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them,
being the sex god he was.


The husband asked the man, 'How could sandals make you into a sex
freak?'

The Jamaican replied, 'Just try dem on, Mon.' So, the husband, after
some badgering from his wife, finally gave in,and tried them on.


As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his
eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years!


In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him
violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own
pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.

The Jamaican then began screaming, 'You got dem on the wrong feet!

You got dem on de wrong feet!'