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Created: 08/19 2007
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There's A new Market in Town

 New supermarket opened near my house. It has an
Automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. "mmm"

Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of
Distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing
And you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of
Charcoal grilled steaks with onions.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck
And cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma

Of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell
Of fresh baked bread & cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more......

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On October 28th 2007 EvilRaven9892 Said: 
EvilRaven9892 LOL fucking funny as hell
On August 21st 2007 artgirl1 Said: 
artgirl1 Totally cracked me up ~ Great one!
On August 19th 2007 TheFrogPrinces Said: 
TheFrogPrinces OMG. lol
On August 19th 2007 HIMDarling612 Said: 
HIMDarling612 yeah, i'd stay away from the feminine products too
On August 19th 2007 tswieberg Said: 
tswieberg LMAO....I could actually imagine it, that is until you got to the toilet paper and then I started thinking....OH SHIT!