Created By
Rate this Joke
Info
Views: 912
Created: 10/29 2007
Category: Relationships
Type: Joke
Create
Mental Stability
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while
they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped
into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled
Jim out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the
news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news.
The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to
rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of
another patient. I have concluded that your act displays sound judgment
and that you have a sound mind.
The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the
bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so
sorry, but he's dead.'
Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon
can I go home?'
they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped
into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled
Jim out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the
news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news.
The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to
rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of
another patient. I have concluded that your act displays sound judgment
and that you have a sound mind.
The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the
bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so
sorry, but he's dead.'
Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon
can I go home?'
Please Login to post comments| On November 13th 2007 Koraney Said: |
| ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha dat is so freaky lmao |
| On October 30th 2007 Anaedordep Said: |
| hehe |
| On October 29th 2007 rubyjean16 Said: |
| rotf |
| On October 29th 2007 tomboyinlove Said: |
|
| AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! i can't stop laughing |
| On October 29th 2007 xlollipopgurlx Said: |
| wow shes crazzzzy |
| On October 29th 2007 crackadiller Said: |
| makes me giggle....so r they still gonna send her back home now that she killed him? |
| On October 29th 2007 FamousOne777 Said: |
| that is twisted lol |
| On October 29th 2007 Briesman Said: |
| twisted... |
