BLONDE ON A SKATEBOARD

A blond ewwent to the skatepark wIth her boyfriend. He asked her to skateboard with him. She said idk how. He said ill teack you. so she put both feet on the skateboard.

"oww u hit me," said the blonde.

So she tried again"Fuck u hit me again"

This happened like 10 times. The last time it happened she said she was gonna give up.

he said it wasnt me it was the ground, you have to keep a foot on the ground or u r gonna bust ur ass.