Bush lies...
There was a guy who died and went to heaven. He noticed that heaven was full of clocks so he asked St. Peter, "what are the clocks for?" and St. Peter answered, "the clocks move everytime a person tells a lie."
So the guy looked around and noticed that George Bush's clock was missing.
"Where is the president's clock?" He asked.
St. Peter replied, "It's in hell. Satan's using it as a ceiling fan."
So the guy looked around and noticed that George Bush's clock was missing.
"Where is the president's clock?" He asked.
St. Peter replied, "It's in hell. Satan's using it as a ceiling fan."
Please Login to post comments| On June 21st 2008 krazytractor Said: |
| I second what squireglkglfjk said! |
| On February 25th 2008 xxdarkprincess Said: |
| thats fucked up i hope you get sued |
| On January 5th 2008 kookiemonster8 Said: |
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| LMFAO |
| On October 23rd 2007 williamscott7 Said: |
| That joke is AWESOME!!! Down with Bush! |
| On June 16th 2007 SWilson002 Said: |
| lol...cute,very cute |
| On June 15th 2007 jazmin591 Said: |
| LOL!!!!!:D |
| On June 5th 2007 Jokilolo Said: |
| LMAO, so funny |
| On May 28th 2007 BlitzBolzen93 Said: |
| very funny... bush sucks |
| On May 16th 2007 GrinniE Said: |
| *falls out of chair laughing ass off* |
| On May 4th 2007 imbored9909 Said: |
| that was to squire or wut ever the fuck he is btw |
| On May 4th 2007 imbored9909 Said: |
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| just bcuz u live in the fuckin country doesnt fuckin mean u have to respect the president for 1, n 2 its a fuckin joke u dumbass |
| On April 28th 2007 etscamario Said: |
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| that would put out the fires of hell! lol |
| On April 19th 2007 tigerbaby7644 Said: |
| lol thts so funny..i hate bush..haha and the person who love bush makes me kaugh to lol |
| On April 17th 2007 squireglkglfjk Said: |
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| its gay, respect our president, fuckin commie, leave the fuckin country if u dont like him, you fuckin asses makes me sick fags |
| On April 17th 2007 sexybeast2100 Said: |
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| OH THATS GOOOOD |
| On April 16th 2007 tomjohn116 Said: |
| luckily this joke was on here just a couple of days ago |
| On April 16th 2007 itscaleigh Said: |
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| omg that was hilarious good one
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| On April 16th 2007 howthedogbarks Said: |
| yes i like this one |
| On April 16th 2007 pnipearl Said: |
| hahahahaha fuuuken funny!! |
| On April 16th 2007 gothichik14 Said: |
| Oh shit!! |
| On April 16th 2007 Diana540 Said: |
| WAT THE HELL!!!!!!STOP MAKIN JOKES U AINT FUNNY U LAME!!!!!!! |
| On April 16th 2007 gotti2218 Said: |
| oh man cold blooded and funny as hell!!!!!!!!!!! |
| On April 16th 2007 Babydollface45 Said: |
| that is so funny!! |
| On April 16th 2007 asleson99 Said: |
| lol |
| On April 16th 2007 plagueskate Said: |
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| briliant |
