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Views: 15647
Created: 04/17 2007
Category: Dirty
Type: Joke

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Doctor dave and his patient...

Doctor Dave had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring vice that said:

"Dave, dont worry bout it. You aren't the first doctor to have sex with his patient, and you wont be the last...and your single to...let it go!"

but invaruably the other voice would bring him back to reality.

"Dave, you're a vet....."

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On June 25th 2009 channingsroey Said: 
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omfg dats disgusting
On June 5th 2009 Laishahriver Said: 
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On May 23rd 2009 wannahug13 Said: 
wannahug13 OH GOSH!!!!! XD That was bloody hilarious!
On March 1st 2009 RockAngelGirl Said: 
RockAngelGirl ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww lol
On February 17th 2009 jokequeen Said: 
jokequeen lolxxxx
On February 6th 2009 Harmony333 Said: 
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PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 QUIZZES IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS 6 PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 QUIZZES IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS 6 nice lol!?
On January 17th 2009 XXtyXX2010 Said: 
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lol got this txt yesterday lol
On December 11th 2008 bettyross9 Said: 
bettyross9 yuCKKKKKK
On November 16th 2008 amyleerocker Said: 
amyleerocker Hahaha!!! That was so nasty! I Love it! haha
On October 25th 2008 RADBRADMAB1 Said: 
RADBRADMAB1 heard it
On June 28th 2008 littlemiss6 Said: 
littlemiss6 EWWWW D: LOL
On June 3rd 2008 Libra05 Said: 
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Can I kill the bastard????
On May 26th 2008 BlondeFairy1 Said: 
BlondeFairy1 eeeeeeeeeeewwww disqusting!!!!!!!!eeeweeeweweweweee
On April 21st 2008 MassacreXSaint Said: 
MassacreXSaint OMG BEASTIALITY!!!!!ick. .
On April 6th 2008 nickynicole901 Said: 
nickynicole901 eww...uuhh..eww
On April 2nd 2008 XxbloodstainxX Said: 
XxbloodstainxX That's so wrong it's funny
On March 29th 2008 dove85 Said: 
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ewww
On March 16th 2008 Gaarapark Said: 
Gaarapark WTF???
On March 12th 2008 muffinbobeat48 Said: 
muffinbobeat48 EWW
On March 11th 2008 malaysianacces Said: 
malaysianacces that's weird.
On March 8th 2008 PinkyBabe62 Said: 
PinkyBabe62 pet sex omg
On February 25th 2008 xxdarkprincess Said: 
xxdarkprincess old
On February 10th 2008 bdh23 Said: 
bdh23 that queer
On February 8th 2008 sophiarock15 Said: 
sophiarock15 omg! thats fucked up! hahahahhahhahha XP
On February 7th 2008 mexirican1 Said: 
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ewwww fucking gross