smart guy!
A city boy, kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news; the donkey died."
Kenny replied, "Well then just gie me my money back."
Farmer: "Cant do that. I went and spent it already.
Kenny: "OK then, just unload the donkey."
Farmer: "What you gonna do with him?"
Kenny: "I'm going to raffle him off."
Farmer: "You cant raffle off a dead donkey!"
Kenny: "Sure I can. Watch me. I just wont tell anyone he's dead."
A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"
Kenny: "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars each and made a profit of $898."
Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?"
Kenny: "Just the guy who won. So i gave him his two dollars back.
Please Login to post comments| On February 25th 2008 xxdarkprincess Said: |
| this was stupid |
| On February 8th 2008 sophiarock15 Said: |
| holy shit thats hilarious!
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| On August 13th 2007 vibegirl013 Said: |
| haaahahaha
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| On June 4th 2007 Nerd4shizzle Said: |
| i'd offer to take it back, then hold another rafflethe next day |
| On May 12th 2007 Gigglesismine Said: |
| SMART GUY XD |
| On April 30th 2007 tehtattiegurl Said: |
| Yeah marilyn - except his PROFIT was $898 because he had originally paid $100 for the donkey ;D nice try though |
| On April 28th 2007 MarilynElyse Said: |
| you can't do math, he would have made $998 if he gave the guy his money back. |
| On April 24th 2007 lil1flower Said: |
| lol |
| On April 24th 2007 Shamrock Said: |
| nice..... that also works on dead squirrels |
| On April 19th 2007 maddie92064 Said: |
| how smart? wow.... i am so like.... wow.... |
| On April 19th 2007 marshallE89 Said: |
| its great |
| On April 19th 2007 CCOOLLEE Said: |
| Haha. Thats awesome, I should try that sometime. |
| On April 19th 2007 IKWerewolf Said: |
| clever |
| On April 18th 2007 xxcassiejayxx Said: |
| lol that's a good idea, i think i'm gonna go buy a dead donkey |
| On April 18th 2007 watermelli1980 Said: |
| that's a great joke! |
| On April 18th 2007 KrysCamp Said: |
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| That one is pretty good...sounds like something I might do...not that I would buy a donkey. |
| On April 18th 2007 JedmanNKANTON Said: |
| hsahahhahahhahahahaha FUNNY |
| On April 17th 2007 LlilMissMatson Said: |
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| It didnt make much sense |
| On April 17th 2007 kelley82581 Said: |
| ha luv it |
| On April 17th 2007 pidge18 Said: |
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| lmao now that is funny |
| On April 17th 2007 Larisa259 Said: |
| hehe |
| On April 17th 2007 staceymashore Said: |
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| CUTE! |
| On April 17th 2007 RagdollKirstie Said: |
| oh that is a good one! |
| On April 17th 2007 braelynXgarin Said: |
| HAHA THATS FUNNY! |
| On April 17th 2007 familytown5 Said: |
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| Pretty funny! Clean and smart... |
