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Created: 04/17 2007
Category: Dirty
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One stupid boss

a company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires Marvin as the new CEo. As the new boss he's determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities he notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business. He walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?"

The young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $300 a week. Why?"

Marvin hands the guy $300 in cash and screams, "Heres a week's pay, now GET OUT and never come back!"

Feeling pretty good about his first firing, he looks around the room and asks, "does anyone want to tell me what that good-off did here?"

One of the workers answered, "He's the pizza delivery guy!"

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On April 13th 2008 arielfan86 Said: 
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lol it was funny, he meant to put goof-off. Fotr those who don't get it.
On February 25th 2008 xxdarkprincess Said: 
xxdarkprincess what?
On February 8th 2008 sophiarock15 Said: 
sophiarock15 haha omg! lovin it! XP
On June 5th 2007 Jokilolo Said: 
Jokilolo funny
On April 25th 2007 lildevil357 Said: 
lildevil357 lol
On April 19th 2007 maddie92064 Said: 
maddie92064 i hope it wasn't the company's money....
On April 19th 2007 regina1teeny11 Said: 
regina1teeny11 hahaha aww man i feel really bad 4 that dude lol
On April 19th 2007 tigerbaby7644 Said: 
tigerbaby7644 omg that would suck lol
On April 19th 2007 marshallE89 Said: 
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yea-ah
On April 18th 2007 xxcassiejayxx Said: 
xxcassiejayxx lol :)
On April 17th 2007 alrey10 Said: 
alrey10 dont get it
On April 17th 2007 ERNEWB Said: 
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OMG THATS A GOOD ONE TE-HE
On April 17th 2007 Larisa259 Said: 
Larisa259 LMAO
On April 17th 2007 johnnyhottie91 Said: 
johnnyhottie91 haha that was funny
On April 17th 2007 tashanwendell Said: 
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lol
On April 17th 2007 RagdollKirstie Said: 
RagdollKirstie he was stupid!
On April 17th 2007 outraged Said: 
outraged retared boss, i hope he gets fired,
On April 17th 2007 DrOfAllThings Said: 
DrOfAllThings Yeah Boi!
On April 17th 2007 Andrea1706 Said: 
Andrea1706 That had better Be some good pizza if it cost him 300 Dollars
On April 17th 2007 KiweeBee Said: 
KiweeBee Haha, love it
On April 17th 2007 ashleyswebb Said: 
ashleyswebb haha
On April 17th 2007 Chelle57 Said: 
Chelle57 ^_^
On April 17th 2007 lilprincess122 Said: 
lilprincess122 LOL...yeah no pizza?...he feel so dumb now...haha
On April 17th 2007 tswieberg Said: 
tswieberg LMAO, he is out 300 dollars....where's the pizza?